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An Appeal to Sammy Hagar, the Van Hagar Prophecy, and more

This is a series of open letters we will be sending to celebrities, including a message to Sammy Hagar from Witness 1, and messages to Thom Yorke, Jim Carrey, and Skrillex from Witness 2.

We urgently exhort and encourage all of our readers and supporters to reach out to them and their people to help us get these messages to them. We have faith it will succeed.

It's important to read my full letter to Sammy Hagar, as we will discuss two prophecies - one old, and one new - that relate to the ultimate fate of the universe itself, as well as the future of The Two Witnesses.

-Witness 1

Dear Sammy,

I write to you first as a huge fan of your work. Van Halen, and especially your time period with them, has always been my favorite band - to the point where I spent 25 years learning guitar and even played many of your songs in a Van Halen cover band. You and Eddie truly tapped into something unique and special together, and led the way forward for music by mixing computerized synthesizers and electric guitar together effectively for the first time. Without the visionary and revolutionary advancements you brought to life, the very face of music itself would look distinctly different than it does today, and only a handful of people that have ever lived can say that.

However, I also write to you about your prophecies and knowledge, as one of the Two Witnesses of Revelation. If you are reading this, I already know that you won't dismiss it immediately, and I know that you possess a level of knowledge far greater than the general public, and indeed, far greater than you have revealed to most. I believe you about your UFO abduction encounter and the knowledge that was given to you, but I believe that you are missing a key piece of the puzzle which our writings will elucidate for you. I believe that you may be destined to play a key role in what is to come, and in this letter I will elaborate on what that may be.

Here is our website:

This is the book I wrote, called The More Rational Worldview:

This is everything you need to know about eschatology:

And finally, here are my two last blog posts, which elaborate on war, and the relationship between UFO experiences like yours, Roswell, and the events transpiring in the world:

Sammy, I know you are a busy man. However, when I tell you, as an extreme skeptic myself, that the fate of the world and universe itself may hang in the balance of you receiving this information, I am not being hyperbolic.

Let's get to the meat here. Sammy, in 1977 you released a song called "Crack in the World", on your album Musical Chairs:

It's a great song, and I really enjoyed it. However, I am really curious about what you meant by these lyrics, and I am dying to ask you to elaborate on what is apparently a prophecy within the song:

Just fifty more years we're all gonna know.
Why, when, where, how, and who get's to go.
So let's all have a good time before the great divide.
'Cause things will start separating come 2025.
So look for the subtle clues

Now, as a skeptic, I could dismiss this - but I have to admit that you do seem very intentional in directly telling us to pay attention to "the subtle clues" in the next lyrics. As a songwriter myself, this is an undeniable message to the listener that you aren't just engaging in idle wordplay, but rather are making what I consider to be the first and maybe only example of a real secular prophecy that appears to be heading for fulfillment.

Sammy, how did you know this?

Here is the song for the curious:

Indeed, we have our own prophecies, and you can read them on our site and writings linked above.

I see you and I hear you - and I see these opening lyrics from Slow Drain off of your last album in 2022 (great song):

While you're sittin' on top of the world
Just counting your money
With all that shit going down below
Burns a hole in my stomach

I love that, I think it's incredible lyricism. I believe that God revealed to me that this song was inspired by John Lennon's Working Class Hero. Perhaps if this is true, it will lend credibility to this letter.

I believe that you are part of a select group, only a handful, of artists that have managed to break out of the Beast System and achieve a form of independence from the Synagogue of Satan. You may not know them by that name, but you know that they exist.

I know this because to know who is controlling who, follow the money. You run your own business and own label, and you answer to no man from your compound in Cabo. I know this, and honestly, to me it's merely an unobtainable dream. Being able to fund and record my own music while living my life the way I want to has always been my greatest dream.

Along with the Beatles, Radiohead, and Skrillex, you not only created a genre of music, but you managed to break free of the system that holds almost every one of us hostage by founding your own record label and company, and that is simply incredible.

I write to you with a plea, an offer, and a new prophecy -

If our prophecies come to be, namely, a 9/11-event attack on America by the end of the year - and I believe you know what is coming as well - I ask you to sign us to your label and work with us to reveal our identities, prophecies, and power to the world - along with our music. I have full faith in Jesus Christ that this could occur through you.

You see, I have worked on music for most of my life, and it's almost impossible to overstate the love I have for it - indeed, it is an obsession of mine. However, I believe that music is truly a Godly force for good, with great power to reach people. With music, you can change the world. With our music and knowledge combined, you could start a revolution.

I want to prove this to you, so I recorded some electric guitar specifically for this letter. I know you are a genius guitarist, musician, and producer, and I ask you to use your world-class ear in good faith to judge this music before fully judging the content of this letter. My main inspiration musically when it comes to the guitar is your Van Halen songs, and they mean a great deal to me:

I know that you understand the level of intelligence that is required to play the guitar well, and I want you to understand that I think deeply about things and this letter is not impulsive. It may seem crazy, but I have faith in my heart that you understand the truth of reality already well enough to know that it's not. Guitar players may be unstable and erratic, but you can't be insane or psychotic, as in totally detached from the nature of reality, and still play music well.

Music requires certain rules and patterns that necessitate logic as a prerequisite to function, and the truly disordered mind would not be able to produce the music that I have. I believe that this undeniably technically-good music lends credibility to my argument, and I think you also know there is a thirsty market for a new guitar icon in the image of the 80s who can mix that whole aesthetic with electronic dance music, trance, dubstep, and other forms of modern music well for the first time ever. You can once again be a visionary and help create another new genre of music, if you so choose after reading this letter.

I have worked for most of my life on a laptop using Ableton Live, and I produce songs with Witness 2, my beautiful wife, as a lead singer. I make all of our songs from the ground up, from percussion, to bass, to the melodies and instrumentation. I have many instruments and a laptop with about $25k worth of plugins, instruments, and synthesizers on it, so I have everything I need to make songs except a real space to spread out and record in, and time free from the demands of everyday life to record it. I am especially partial to Native Instruments Kontakt lately.

We do have some songs for you to listen to. I encourage you to check out our SoundCloud, which has around 10,000 plays:

https://soundcloud.com/the-two-witnesses

This is our latest song on SoundCloud:

https://soundcloud.com/the-two-witnesses/clockwork-a-new-song-instrumental-version

I believe that we could not only possibly reveal truth about your life and experiences to you, but record one of the greatest albums of all time on your record label if you choose to have faith in us. This album, combined with the power of this ministry, could have the power to change the world for good, reintroduce Love as a powerful, winning force, and revolutionize the way humanity understands and relates to itself. My gorgeous wife also says that we can offer you the protection of the true God through Jesus Christ.

Help us, and fulfill your destiny. While I have all the music software I need, there are certain limitations that can only be overcome with a real record deal and actual management, and I believe that you are the only one in the world who may be willing to help us.

Remember what you said:

And when it's over
I know how it's gonna be
And true love will never die
No, not fade away

These lyrics were written by one of the great geniuses of our time - you. It's the best phrasing I have ever heard for a value that I truly believe in and will cling to even when all else is lost - Love will overcome all things in the end.

I truly believe that. Also, I have always wanted to ask about that song - who is Ray, and what did he say that turned out to be true?

Thank you for your time, and I sincerely hope to hear back from you.

Witness 1

The Two Witnesses

Witness 2's Letters

Dear Thom Yorke:

I am operating this letter in complete faith, hope, and love - the only real things left in the world.

To start, Radiohead touched my heart in about 7th - 8th grade. I actually stole my sister's album to listen to "Paranoid Android." At the time, I was bombarded by bands like Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, Nsync, etc., and I had never heard anything like it. I listened to it over and over, and I burned a copy of it. Turns out, I became obsessed with OK Computer and every album before and after. In 8th grade, you opened my mind to aspects of the truth through your music. You helped me see the world as it is.

I analyzed every lyric, obsessively listened to your songs, and I have to say I loved every single one - even the unpopular ones or the ones that weren't crowd favorites. It would be so difficult to choose a favorite, as each of your albums shaped and influenced my life, especially In Rainbows. I even obsessively searched all your B Sides and loved them all. All of them - Pearly and Molasses stand out to me as I write this. I felt like you received unnecessary and unfair critique of "Hail to the Thief", which to this day is one of my favorite albums, and I believe the songs contained in this album are prophetic for the time we are now in, such as these lyrics from 2+2=5:

It's the devil's way now
There is no way out
You can scream and you can shout
It is too late now

Because you have not been payin' attention
Payin' attention, payin' attention
Payin' attention
You have not been paying attention
Payin' attention, payin' attention
Payin' attention

Personally, I sincerely love all of your albums, and even when you did different bands and experiments, I still loved them all. Default - that song...I love it. In fact, I have loved every song you have written for one reason or another.

I am sure you have heard this all a million times, so let me get to the deeper point of this letter.

Thom Yorke, I know you are likely not a Christian, but this letter isn't necessarily an appeal to that. It is a letter to say that there are two prophets claiming that they know about the end of the world, and they need your help. Whether or not you come to Jesus Christ is all in the hands of God, but it's possible. We, The Two Witnesses of Revelation, are asking for help, and we have a council of 15 men to testify this.

I believe I, Elisha, am a prophet and chosen end times woman of God, and I believe I am the only person who can deliver you from your pain because I understand it and have been through it. I have successfully delivered hundreds of people, even the most difficult cases through my power and faith in God. I will not state my theories openly here, but look into Donald Marshall and this book and if it rings true. While I do not think this book is 100% truth, I think there is a lot of truth in it and you may be subject to this torture in some way:

Click here for the book.

The word "subterranean" should appeal to you, with your song "Subterranean Homesick Alien."

Now you have so many other songs with mysterious lyrics. Here are some of my favorites that we relate to on this website, with the thesis that we are all being screwed over by the government - no side is here to save us, and these are themes that often ring true in your songs:

While you make pretty speeches
I'm being cut to shreds
You feed me to the lions
A delicate balance

And this just feels like spinning plates
I'm living in cloud cuckoo land
And this just feels like spinning plates
My body is floating down the muddy river

Witness 1 (my husband) and I just performed a cover of "You and Whose Army?" to a small crowd last night, and we have covered a few of your songs. In fact, we are musicians (with my husband being a master musician), and while we do not have the money and time that some may have, we do our best and we are different, which I think you like. Here is one of our songs I think you might like, which is about time travel but masked as a stupid love song, and you can check out the rest of the soundcloud. Do not dismiss the song for its simplicity at first - it is powerful toward the end. We are not done with our songs and will be producing more in the coming months and years. I was thinking you may be interested in frequencies and time travel, and we need your help in this regard. No, this is not a joke, and I have faith that something in your soul or spirit will speak to you.

This letter is written on our website, which has a humble following of amazing people, with my painful testimonies that you can read to ensure I am not a lunatic. I am a real human with great suffering. I am not done with my testimonies, but you can scroll down to the bottom for testimony one. My husband's gift is music, but mine is writing. However, I am the main singer of our band, and I think you'd like my voice. It isn't a typical "pop music" voice, but I still think it is pretty.

I am not here to try to convince or convert you. Rather, I am operating on complete faith that this letter will somehow speak to you.

Thom Yorke, along with your many bands and projects - I think you are one of the greatest singers, songwriters, musicians, and creative artists of all time. Everything you produce is a masterpiece to me, and whether you intended to or not, you brought me closer to God. Even if you deny me, I will still love your music, though I do warn you that great evil is coming upon the Earth, and The Two Witnesses are here to bring the end of the world and call people to repent and return to God - even and especially celebrities.

I assume God has been hidden from you, and whatever you know of God is likely skewed or not correct or even corrupted. I am not here to judge you or anything like that. I believe I can deliver you from your pain and trauma. I will not judge you, your life, or anything about it.

There is so much more I can say, but I believe it would be impossible. If this letter appeals to you in anyway, please contact us at the.2.witnesses@proton.me or twowitnesseseofrevelation.com.

In the meantime, I pray with complete faith that God will do what it takes to make this happen, to make us connect, if it is in His will in Jesus's name.

One of your biggest fans,

Elisha aka Witness 2 of The Biblical Two Witnesses of Revelation

Dear Jim Carrey:

I had a dream once that you liked my writings and my work, and that we connected on a phone call. I believe dreams can be messages from God, and I am operating completely on faith in sending you this letter. I am sending this to have you read our website and decide if any of it rings true to you.

I have seen videos that you are possibly Christian, but I am not sure if it is a psyop or disinformation like other celebrities out there. If there is any truth of Christ in you, please contact me at the 2.witnesses@proton.me or twowitnessesofrevelation.com.

I will say I do think you are greatly talented and handsome, and my favorite movie of yours is The Truman Show. I believe you had a clear message in that one, and I would love to discuss more on this with you.

I do have one thing to offer you - the protection of Jesus Christ - as you try to escape evil Hollywood.

Lord, I pray for complete protection over Jim Carrey if he reaches out to us in Jesus's name, and that nobody can harm him in any way, shape, or form in Jesus's name.

With great love,

Elisha aka Witness 2 The Biblical Two Witnesses of Revelation

Dear Skrillex,

Witness 1 and I are huge fans, and we appreciate that you work independently. You are one of the best musicians and artists of all time.

Are you searching for the truth? Do you feel something is missing?

We would like you to reach out ot us at the.2.witnesses@proton.me or twowitnessesofrevelation.com.

With love,

The Two Witnesses of Revelation